I never want to be:
A Teacher: God knows I would backhand someone.
A Porn Star: I would hate myself, do drugs, and end up on Dr. Drew and become one with God.
An Author: Too many deadlines, and I can never be as sexy as Usagi.
An Acounten: Too many numbers, Plus I hate math and the ground it walks upon.
A News Reporter: If someone be coming out all bloody, I be screamin'!!
The President: I don't care how good the money may be, but I already got too many people be haten on meh!!
A Vibrator: I really do feel bad for them...unless they are straight male vibrators.
A Pimp: It would be too tirering to hear the constant bitching about being the bottom bitch.
A Female: I think like a dude already, why can't I just be one?
A Toilet:...Think about it.

I TAG ALL Y'ALL!!!!!